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LE CACA ON EN PARLE PAS ASSEZ

le caca fantome : c cell k tu sen sortir, k tu voi sur le papier mais pa dan la cuvette ..
le caca propre : c cell ki sor , k tu voi dan la cuvette mais pa sur le papier ..
le caca eternel : tu t essui tu tessui tu tessui , mais il en reste toujours sur le papier, tu décide alor d remonter ton pantalon et d mettr une feuill de papier dan le caleson pr évitet les traces d freinage..
le caca 2, le retour de la revanche de la suite ki contr atak : tu as fini mais kan tu remonte tn pantalon tu t apersoi kil fo k tu chie encor un peu...
le caca ki t fai poussé une veine sur le front : c cell ki t fai forcé telmen for k tu a peur de la crise cardiak ..
le billot : c celui ki es telmen gro k tu a peur de le casser en tiran la chasse. tu es surpri mé fier k cela vienne d toi..
le caca jaimerais k sa sorte : tu veu chier , tu sen k ell es proche mais tout c k tu as ce sont des crampes et des pets..
le bout du caca : c cell ki fai telmen mal k tu jurerai k ell sort d travers..
le splasheuse : c cell ki sort avec telmen de vitess ou ki es telemen lourde k tu t éclabousse le cul mdr..
le caca du lendemain de fete ( ou crotte au napalm ) : c le likide jaune brun ki éclabousse tt la cuvette et ki te brule le cul..
le caca de lapin : ce sont les toutes petites boules. certaines coulent d autres flottent..
le caca surprise : tu pens k tu va pété , mais t réalises k tu va chié et c dja tro tard..
le caca time out : c kan tu es entrain d faire une bonne crotte dan les toilettes publiques et k tu doi t areter car tu ne veux pas k la personn d a coté t entende..
la bruyante : c telemen bruyant k tt le monde autour rigole..
la mexiacaine : ell sen telemn for k ell t pik le nez..
le caca saut a l eslastik : cell ki refuse d tomber , bien k tu sache k ell es sortie. tu esperes k en t secouan le deriere ell va se décrocher..


Alors dans tout ta reconnu le dernier caca ke ta fait????

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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
To you
Mmm...mmm...mmm...
Oh, yeah, babe

My whole life has changed(My whole life has changed)
Since you came in(since you came in)
I knew back then(I knew back then)
You were that special oneYou were that one)
I'm so in love(so in love)
So deep in love(so deep in love)
You made my life complete(you complete me)
You are so sweet(are so sweet)
No one competes(no one competes)
Glad you came into my life(my life)
You blind me with your love(love)
with you I have no sight(no sight)

Girl you open me I'm wide open
And I'm doing things I never do
But I feel so good, I feel so good
Why it take so long for me finding you?

This is my story and I'm telling you
It's not fiction, it's surely a fact
Without you right here having my back
I really don't know just where I'd be at

My whole life has changed (My whole life has changed yeah)
Since you came in, I knew back then (Ooh...oh...Yeah)
You were that special one (You were that)
I'm so in love, so deep in love

You made my life complete (You made made my life
complete)
You are so sweet no one competes(oh oh oh)
Glad you came into my life (Ooo...)
You blind me with your love, with you I have no sight

I analyzed myself, I was buck wild
Never thought about settling down
But all the time I knew I was ready
But not with all my friends around

But girl, I put you first now (I put you first now)
You made me, helped mold me (Mold me, baby)
Turned me into a man, I'm so responsible
And I owe it all to you

My whole life has changed (My whole life has changed)
Since you came in, I knew back then (come on)
You were that special one (You were that special one)
I'm so in love, so deep in love (Oh, oh, oh....)

You made my life complete (You made my life complete)
You are so sweet, no one competes
Glad you came into my life (So glad you came in)
You blind me with your love (Blind me, baby), with you
I have no sight

{God has blessed me} God has blessed me, baby
Girl, He was good to me when He sent you
{I'm so happy, baby}
I'm so happy, I'm so happy, baby, oh, yes, I am
{Share my world} Come and share my world, baby,
oh...whoa...yeah. yeah
{I'm so in love} I'm so in love
I'm addicted to your love, baby, yeah...

My whole life has changed (Oh, yes, I am)
Since you came in, I knew back then (Ooh)
You were that special one (You were that very, very
special one)
I'm so in love (You were that very, very special one),
so deep in love

You made my life complete (You made my life complete)
You are so sweet (Yes, you did, baby), no one competes
(No one competes, oh)
Glad you came into my life
You blind me with your love (Come on), with you I have
no sight

My whole life has changed (My whole life has changed)
Since you came in, I knew back then (You made a
difference in my life)
You were that special one (I knew you were that
special one)
I'm so in love, so deep in love (When I first laid
eyes on you, babe)

You made my life complete (You made my life complete,
darlin')
You are so sweet, no one competes (No one competes,
baby)
Glad you came into my life (No one, no one)
You blind me with your love (No one), with you I have
no sight (Come on)

My whole life has changed (Oh...whoa...whoa...whoa...)
Since you came in, I knew back then

on peut se foutre de ma gulle moi jaime bien cette artiste

Menteur!!!!!!!!!!!!